So I’ve finally got around to linking in some memory management code, just to make sure that I’m not doing anything silly with all your gigabytes.

972 memory leaks found is not what you want to hear, ever. You especially won’t want to hear it when it’s your job to fix it all. Nine hundred and seventy two… It almost makes me want to go and review some more Spectrum games. Still, the flood isn’t entirely without value: get a load of this beach..

I wouldn’t mind going there for a spell. If it weren’t for that bloody great tank.